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An old urban legend of Сhromsk is a three-meter-tall policewoman named Styopa. In the morning she catches criminals, in the evening she goes to clubs. But in both places, there is no more terrible retribution for criminals.

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An old urban legend of Сhromsk is a three-meter-tall policewoman named Styopa. In the morning she catches criminals, in the evening she goes to clubs. But in both places, there is no more terrible retribution for criminals.

An old urban legend of Сhromsk is a three-meter-tall policewoman named Styopa. In the morning she catches criminals, in the evening she goes to clubs. But in both places, there is no more terrible retribution for criminals.

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